Monday, August 24, 2009


"Mom these grapes taste different"K said "Well they are grapes I don't know" Mom said...K then pick up the package and said "oooo thats why these are real grapes and not the fake ones you usually buy"...for the record I don't feed my kids fake grapes I have no clue what she meant and I was laughing so hard I didn't ask...

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Its A Horse No Its A Cow!

We are full of these moments in my niece,Kali and I was going to another town..she saw a cow "urinating" and yelled hey Kali look that HORSE is peeing! No Tori its a COW!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Meatloaf? Meat? How?

Another Kali Moment has occured..this time it was S...yesterday was my bday and I love my mom was going to make me a meatloaf for dinner.They decided to get pizza said "that meat has to be used I'm making a meatloaf like it or not"..S looked at mom and with the straightest face says "wooo meatloaf is made out of meat? how?"...I can't make this stuff up if I tried...

Saturday, August 15, 2009

I'm At The Fair

So she did it again...We went to our towns fair...I had the 3 kids with me plus S had a friend go as well as my niece..well the 2 youngest boys were riding rides and I told my niece and K to stay where we were so I could go find the boys..I went and found the boys.Went back to where I had left Kali and she was gone.It was the end of the evening and we had been there for over 4 I was tired and wanted to go I text'ed Kali and asked her where she was...she sends back "I'm at the fair"...hmmm I didn't know that..gees...another Kali

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Sunglasses Down Your Face?

So she strikes again...K saw her friend at Wal-Mart and he had sunglasses all the way down his face..I have no clue and have decided not to ask...

Monday, August 10, 2009

Everyone Has Kali Moments....

I was going to only post things my daughter does that are..ummm...strange..but my best friend got a lil jealous and wanted me to share her Kali Moment..

She was going to drive my car for me while I drove a Uhaul..well she was in the car..drove it approx 5 miles or so..then we went to a gas station and she got out..went inside..came back out and went to put the car in gear and turned the windshield wipers on instead..

Friday, August 7, 2009

Lil Moments

This is a space I can write down all the silly things my daught has said..We have made them "Kali Moments" even when someone else is a little slow to get something they say "I've had a Kali Moment" here goes...

**Yesterday she was texting her friend and he said he was sick..she asked him if she could catch whatever it was he has thru texting cause she wasn't feeling good...

**Once just a few months ago my nephew was filling up a fish tank and I told him not to fill it too full..he needed to leave some room..K jumped in and said "plus if it's to full your fish will drown"

**A couple days after before mentioned "fish drowning" my oldest boy asked K "if I have 5 fish and 3 drown how many would I have"..she counted on her fingers and said 2...btw she's 15 y/o almost 16...scarry

**We once went to the river to swim..she had on my step-daughters t-shirt and it was a little big so they tied it in a knot in the back.after a few mins of swimming she came running out of the river screaming "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!" My son looked at her with a crazy look she then ran to me and I said what K? She then looked over her shoulder with tears in her eyes then calmly said "Oh its just my shirt"

**She was little when this happen...but I had to go to work and didn't have a car so I was going to walk with the 3 youngest and my boyfriend at the time into town so I could go to work and my mom was babysitting..anyway I went to take K's hand "it was approx a 2 mile walk" she says "where we going?" I said "to grandma's mommy has to work"..she says..."ok but thats a long walk you know I'm going to go to sleep..